Beware the Peanut Butter Gestapo!

Paragraph 1, sentence 1 of the capitalist conduct code clearly states, " no child shall be with peanut butter sandwhich upon school premises.  No peanut butter crackers, no peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches no folder over peanut butter snacks.   Any child caught with aforementioned taboo peanut butter substances shall be escorted to isolation room for the duration of lunch time."  This means you, Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers fans!

OK. Fine.

Paragraph 2, sentence 2 of the capitalist conduct code clearly states , "In the event that a child should leave his or her lunch at at home, that child "shall be provided, at "no cost" to child with a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich"

Either I need to read that again or brush up on my Boolean Logic

Let's Type.....

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Found myself far away from a typer but with the moment of inspiration at hand.  Here's a page of noodles, misspelled words and all.  Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the show, buy me some nachos with monterrey jack, i could care less if their coffee is black........

Sad but true

Here's a word for ya. And it's real. I learned it from watching Wizards of Wavery Place.(The greatest TV show EVER!)

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - it's the fear of long words(ironic, isn't it)

Oddly enough hippophobia is "the fear of horses".

Time for the typer